Chicago cop writes a ticket for giant sausage
From the Chicago Tribune: Cop writes a ticket for giant sausage
According to the story, this is not the Wienermobile sighted in North Myrtle Beach last month; the license plate of the offending bun pup was WEENR. Good to know we ran into a highway-safe tube steak.
(Ah, c’mon, I got a million hot dog jokes, but even I didn’t use the line from the Chicago Trib story, “the company neither condones nor relishes such actions.”)




